Well, I’m sure we’ll find he IS a Muslim. Certainly a loser, however, he’s radicalized just like a few hundred thousands of others around the world. It’s a global problem.

No, Jezebel was also worse.

If he’s Muslim and he’s a terrorist, how is that bigoted? If true, those are simply facts. Deep down inside, you hoped it was some white guy, but you knew they guy would look a certain way, have certain sounding name, and be of certain religion. If you assume every Muslim is a terrorist, you are a bigot. If you…

No it’s not. I’ve been to maybe 100 southern college football games. 99.99999 are normal people cheering for their team. This is not mild. This is stupid.

I don’t want to be friends. That’s too ‘bro’ for this guy.

Fuck them. This is only relevant when their school quits sucking ass in athletics. So dumb.

Headline should read ‘Don’t let your babies grow up to be stupid running QB’s.’

You're a better football fan than I am because I thought his play against Arsenal was hilarious.

All four of those were fine goals. You are trying too hard to find something wrong with them. He did not almost fall over on the first. And he didn’t look up as if he launched it into the tanks for the second. You're just making shit up at this point. Just stop it.

That's bullshit. It's fine.

At least buy a fake ‘stache that costs more than $2.

Silly girl.

Wrong.

No, not right.

of course she wants to remain anonymous. She and her lawyers can say all sorts of things; truths, lies, whatever, and no one knows who she is. The accused on the other hand is named. Same old shit.

Just don't respond.

Police are angry and dumb.

Your dog is awesome. You also must know that he has been bred to eliminate his snout, which causes lifelong breathing problems. Their snorting? It isn’t cute. It is your buddy gasping for air. Yes! Your dog is great. He is also suffering his entire life because you support breeds who have been so modified that your…

Yawn.

Damn, I thought Lochte was the idiot here. Nope, you win gold. Weak.