You: an enchanting phantasm of joy & whimsy cavorting in the pale desert twilight.

*blows whistle* Flag on the play! Mixing Simpsons References! The “Enormous woman will devour us all!” guy jumps off a pier, while the “PTA has disbanded!” guy is the one who jumps out a window! 10 yards, repeat comment!

Look if negative comments on the internet ruin things for you, buddy I’ve got some bad news . . .

I don’t think the intended message is “Don’t check this out.” It’s “I had to suffer through this so now you do too.”

You sure seem to have missed out on the past 40 years of the AV Club being 60%-80% about The Simpsons.

That looks terrible

That’s the entire point: Sharon Tate was a happy human being bearing a child with a bright future ahead of her, and then four assholes mutilated her and made her into a historical footnote about maniacal horror in suburban America. It’s actually pretty rare for a Hollywood film to memorialize someone who has famously…

Most characters in most movies are “only there to prop up someone else’s stories,” that’s why they’re called supporting characters.  Occasionally some of them are people of color, and in Tarantino movies they’re frequently historical figures.  There’s nothing inherently wrong with that.

You are an extremely unintelligent person. 

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

(This is why you’re mad? Because your wife doesn’t want you to spill beer on a couch?)

Legend has it that ancient civilizations had something called “anti-trust laws” that prevented this kind of monopoly from emerging. It’s probably why they died out.

I mean, you’d think that having a man who sexually harasses women make a movie with no women in it would probably be best for everyone concerned.

As someone who immigrated here from Germany as a teenager, I can say with some confidence that many of the things these white supremacists think of as “white culture” are bastardized, watered-down versions of other countries’ cultures. Sure, they like our German Wurst, but here in the US they’ve metamorphosed it into d…

The world is a pretty traditional medieval European setting, but I don’t know that I’d call the games visually bland.

Judging by the Gravity of this trailer, they are clearly expecting it to have some kind of Deep Impact. While it looks like Armageddon could be beginning on the Moon due to the Pitch Black machinations of the Hidden Figures of Project X, I’m still left with a sense of Serenity, because I know that Life will find a way.

Who gives a fuck about these cunts?

You shouldn’t go to a terrible movie just because you have a child and it’s a children’s movie.

Me, after reading seven paragraphs full of one excoriating pull-quote after another:

It's super hip to hate AB.  And Sam knows from hip - he spent the first five years of his life in Manhattan.