*NCAA furiously takes notes*

It’s too bad Square doesn’t have any Final Fantasy games with rich narratives and beloved characters that could be mined for an adaptation.

SPOILER ALERT:

If trailers have taught me anything about hacky Hollywood cliches, Patrick Stewart is definitely the bad guy.

Word out of the first test screenings is that this was massively divisive with the audience.

So in other words, WB has made another of their classic DC films.

How else do you think they are filling up two blu-rays of content?

It’s an atrocious episode, “Take my wife, Sleaze”

I didn’t know Disney executives posted here!

If only he didn’t wait unti the 99th trimester...

Now that’s what I call a clean-burning Human Instrumentality.

I’m glad they did nothing to update the brand and in fact, seemed to lean in on that low-quality home video look. Seriously, that production card is seared onto my brain.

Fuckin’ Mars Guo...

Not what I’m referring to, but well played.

This is supposed to be a grand, glittery, musical extravaganza.

“How did I not direct this movie!?”

I can’t wait to see the witches made even scarier by unintentionally (?) unnerving CG animation!

I feel the same way about Elizabeth Olsen. Her performances have struck me as revealing that she’s uncomfortable playing make-believe in a giant chroma green room.

But did he mention how cool the robots are?

“It just looks like wet Wakanda. Horrible CGI too.”

Artistically? Almost nothing.