You criticized Emma Stone for not being Asian. She can’t control these things, eazy!!

If you liked that, you should hear my material on airline food!

Maybe you should learn to pull one pant leg open and bank a dook off of your thigh like a real man.

I can’t believe some people even go with Basic Feminism anymore. I was able to get Feminism Platinum for only $3/ month more!

I believe in that case it’s called “raw ‘hog”

The Harry Potter fandom didn’t do anything that the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom didn’t do 1000x more embarrassingly.

I never lose faith in the avclub commentariat giving me a “phrasing!”

The best part is that the peanut butter should quite effectively neutralize your ability to either swallow the awful stuff or spit it out entirely.

..........I’m waiting.

“...And all the white people will look up and shout “Save us!” and I’ll whisper “The optics really wouldn’t be good if I did that right now.””
-Vixen

White space to stare at instead of spreadsheets?

Good hell that art looks like something you’d find in a z-tier children’s magazine at a dentist’s office. The coloring keeps it from tumbling all the way down.

Away with your grey!

RISE FROM YOUR GREYS!!!

I have to speak with ground-level Democratic Party operatives in purple states weekly. Near as I can tell there is no 2018 plan or 2020 plan or 2024 plan. The plan is apparently to wait out demographic shifts and cross their fingers that future Asians and Hispanics will be interested in a party that abdicated…

RISE FROM YOUR GREYS!!!

I accidentally clicked on an i09 comics article that was in the avclub feed. I feel dirty.

“Women are much more likely to “snuggle,” “giggle,” “squeal,” “sob,”or “get new hat.”

Pff, the only bad thing you mentioned was Despacito.
Don’t mind while I return to the alfredo trough.

Here’s a star to help get you out of the greys.

Remember last week when even a trivial article like this could get 80+ comments?