The straws. 100% betting on the straws. Maybe the toast.

it’s going to be the gluten-free toast. honestly, i’m half tempted to call it out myself.

Dear God in Heaven I have GOT to start watching non-toddler movies, because my first reaction to your story was, “that’s the scene in Cars 2 with Mater at the buffet” and then was astounded that no one else commented the same.

It’s almost as if, rather than attempting to provide a shred of actual, hard and fast legal advice, AaL is attempting to get people asking the right questions and looking in the right places for the information that could imbue them with the ability to find the answer, themselves...

We went to a hookah bar the other night and the diners next to us kept engulfing their table in a huge plume of white smoke. After a few white clouds dissipated, I looked over to them and noticed they had a newborn baby with them. And every time they blew out their smoke, the entire baby carrier just disappeared in…

This is shameful. We all agree. Now on to more pressing issues...