Exactly.

The straws. 100% betting on the straws. Maybe the toast.

it’s going to be the gluten-free toast. honestly, i’m half tempted to call it out myself.

Oh, and I shouldn’t miss out the one about the employer who called me late at night about six weeks after I’d worked my notice and quit, telling me I was fired if I didn’t come in immediately and fix the stuff which had fallen over.

A few years ago I took a contract as the deployment engineer on a roll-out of Windows 7 (and new hardware) to every desk in a major bank in the City of London. The bank had contracted a major manufacturer, who’d contracted another contractor, who’d contracted me. I was in charge of the pilot roll-out, the purpose of…

So do you not believe the story anymore? Why are you recanting it?

wat?

DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY!!!!!!!

Dear God in Heaven I have GOT to start watching non-toddler movies, because my first reaction to your story was, “that’s the scene in Cars 2 with Mater at the buffet” and then was astounded that no one else commented the same.

“Judging by the fact that many of the images on the site feature white people fighting—or hoping to fight—black people, Rumblr does seem a little bit racist.”

Like, I dunno about this Scoob...

It’s almost as if, rather than attempting to provide a shred of actual, hard and fast legal advice, AaL is attempting to get people asking the right questions and looking in the right places for the information that could imbue them with the ability to find the answer, themselves...

We went to a hookah bar the other night and the diners next to us kept engulfing their table in a huge plume of white smoke. After a few white clouds dissipated, I looked over to them and noticed they had a newborn baby with them. And every time they blew out their smoke, the entire baby carrier just disappeared in…

According to this movie, power lines are connected to the internet and can be made to detach and fall on cars at will.

See this? This is how you do popular science journalism (or blogging or whatever). Especially the headline: “New study suggests...” not proves, or even shows, but suggests. Then “Alzheimer’s is associated with...” not causes (or is caused by), but associated with. No hyperbole, no overblown claims or clickbait-y…

And it definitely isn’t the faux-dark you see in Man of Steel either.

This is shameful. We all agree. Now on to more pressing issues...