That's hilarious and I totally just had the first chuckle of the day. Thanks!

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!

Right? Or that qualifies as a "microthruster" in the first place. :S

Wow. My mind is way in the gutter today. I read the title as 'Penis sized microthrusters'...

Horror! Someone get the smelling salts.

Oh at last! I'd much rather drug my baby than have her grow up to act like one of those filthy dykes I see at the park! Lord knows what the neighbors would say!

Ah, but in Ryan's mind he is raging against the machine. He has no sense that he's one of the drivers of the machine. Just like Palin thinks she's mavericky. Ryan thinks he's on some noble quest to overthrow the current government and install a newer better government.

You keep saying that I'm assigning blame to Chad when I have repeatedly said they are both responsible for each other's injuries. I'm not really sure I can make my opinion much more clearly. And honestly, you seem determined to blame her for what happened and for her own injuries. I can't keep this thread going and…

Pawlenty looks a bit like Russel Edgington from True Blood in this screen grab. Except, you know, without the awesome.

You know? You're right! I can't remember ever taking note of his ass before. But now....well, I might need to rewatch a few episodes of True Blood....

Right! I mean, don't they just offer to do it? Even if you can't afford an entirely tailored suit, any good store will have a tailor on staff to make sure it fits. I don't understand why he's buying his clothes at least a size too big. Did he lose weight recently? Is he trying to look like he lost weight recently?…

Right. I mean, if you're going to run for VP you should as least not look like you're wearing your older brother's hand me downs.

I couldn't agree more. I've got a huge ass, and a teeny waist and top. (Terribly pear shaped over here.) Tailoring for somethings is just not an option.

Set isn't Satanic. And either Set or Satanic rituals should work just fine. :P

Oh, I didn't know that about him. He's the epitome of why trickle-down econ doesn't work in the real world.

Fair enough. Let's say it was an accident. But if you cause bodily harm to another person, even on accident - wouldn't it still be considered wrong? I mean, if i accidentally hit someone with my car, I'm still at fault. I might not have intentionally mowed them down, but my carelessness injured them in some way.

you mean *absets*

Tailoring isn't that expensive. Especially since he's in the public eye now and I'm sure his wardrobe budget has increased. I mean, of all the things I dislike about this guy, his clothes don't really make the list. But if you're going to be in the public eye, at least wear clothes that fit properly.

Kidney stones and kidney infections are sooo painful. I had a kidney stone a few years ago. The nurse at my doctor's office was new and she was like 'I've heard it's supposed to be as painful as childbirth, is that true?' I thought about it and I would say no, it's not quite as painful as childbirth, but then again,…

I totally agree. I have friends who do magic. (Though aren't wiccan.) If the seller is known or respected enough, I don't see any problem with outsourcing that kind of thing to other people.