THEN LOVE ME

Because I’m not afraid to let people in

And in an emergency where the entire bench comes down with the stomach flu simultaneously, the manager will be happy you brought your glove so you can play for the team.

He’s not crying over the ball. He’s crying because he just realized his Dad is a failure, a loser. He’ll never look at the world the same way again. Just like my son did the first time he found me passed out, naked and drunk on the front lawn. Welcome to the real world kid.

Grown men who bring gloves to games are fucking dorks or psychopaths, or both. (I.e. Jim Harbaugh)

You’re wrong.

I’m not going to lie, Jalopnik membership not withstanding, I would rather an amateur auto shop than nosy religious zealot assholes any day. It really doesn’t matter what you are into, those are the kinds of people that make neighborhoods awful and negatively impact property values long-term.

Community typically grows…

Then don’t move to a rural area. Stay in your shitty urban apartment instead, thank you very much. I have a neighbor kinda like Williams. He’s retired, in his 80's, and is the one NICE local resident in the neighborhood. I even let him park cars along my property because he IS a nice guy, and knows more about cars…

Then live in a neighborhood with zoning or HOA regulations that ban amateur auto shops. It’s not difficult to figure that out.

I do have an amateur garage next to my house. The guy who rents it has two Gen 2 RX-7 drift cars that he works on. Nobody minds as long as he’s not revving the heavily modified, unmuffled monsters all night long. Really, nobody cares.

Please sit in your car with the engine running, in your garage with the garage doors closed, and think for as long as your tiny shitbrain is capable of doing so, about the very stupid thing you’ve posted.

Hmmmm!

i call bullshit!

This story isn’t about you.

Real heroes don’t brag on facebook.

Quit pandering for stars. It doesn’t make you “woke”.

Most of the Deadspin staff is bitter as hell about all things Boston and make sure we all know it, that’s how you reconcile it!

I have zero faith in Democrats’ ability to gain seats in 2018, much less take back a part of Congress.

They’re muslims so thats literally the last thing they would take credit for.

Yes, I do give black women credit for the courage of their convictions.