does your mom know that you’re this big of a bitch?

At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

Pearl-clutchers like you throwing Farrakhan’s name around like he’s Al Awlaki. You know as much about the Nation, Black Islam, or black people as you do about string theory: not fucking much. Eat a dick you fucking soccer mom.

Whatever happened to “innocent until proven guilty?” I guess every accusation is legitimate here on Jez...as long as it’s a woman accusing a man. Michelle Williams is treated as a god on this site. She was fine working with Affleck. Is it possible that she knows something you don’t? Manchester by the Sea was…

I should have been more clear.

Yeah I agree - AP Stylebook says he should be referred to as “A decaying scarecrow stuffed with old pornography”.

it’s obvious you’ve never actually played a sport in your life

This whole “sports baby” thing is so weird. I don’t get it.

“Yea, my QB is a piece of shit. But so are you.” haha lol.... does it hurt to be such a hypocrite?

I never raped a women in a bathroom stall.

Seriously, how could anyone miss a time stamp in greyed out 10-point type?

It is fucking lasagna, not pizza.

Just call it a casserole and that will solve everything. It's not pizza.

Thank you. Chicago style pizza is like a sauce bowl with some cheese at the bottom. Fuckin gross.

No deep dish sucks. There's nothing to be jealous about with that mess.

Chicago-style pizza isn't pizza. Its lasagna made by someone who doesn't know how to make pasta.

Chicago-style pizza eaters are pretty safe then, not many proteins for the liver to access.

Of course Chicago-style pizza is all over the country; President Grant ordered that its crust be used to make up for steel shortages in building the Transcontinental Railroad.

Sure am jealous of a foodstuff that requires so much dough that the Pillsbury Dough Boy developed celiac disease.

That's exactly the problem with Chicago-style pizza, Al. Since you were holding a knife and fork, you weren't able to remove the extremely sharp object that must be lodged in your brain.