You are spot on with every sentence.

I reckon “Mercedes benz gets knocked up” sound better.

WTF was that?

And on next weeks show we demonstrate the automatic nose picker!

OK... here’s the deal. Increase the power and lose the driver to another team..... Oh yes, I’ve got this all susd out! We’re going places my son.

It’s like buying a square wheeled bicycle from a caveman that thinks it’s great.

Same similar thing has just happened to me today. New neighbours has just moved in and reverses straight into my car!

Did you know Elvis is dead and the Beatles have split. Oh you did, well it might be time to change the record then.

Injury and health first, if both parties OK, then call him all the names you can think of.

That’s what hip hop should be happy!

From Wiki: “SCG offers the car as a kit to be assembled by the buyer.”

It’s certainly no oil painting.

A can opener that does pedestrians.

Thank you Sherlock holmes. I think we’ve all worked that one out!

Exactly, this makes no sense.

When Top Gear test 1 of these a few yrs back they got 1 mile per gallon out of it.

It’s not pretty!

and once again I bring to to a swift conclusion that I win fellow peasants.

Argument over. Here’s a bike with a roof.