“Why is the body off the frame?”

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

....reaching a maximum speed of 15 mph.

What an honor. I mean... I have no stake in America after I retire next year seeing as I’m Canadian/Italian. But thanks anyway!

No. Womp womp womp. We have to get prior OKs to track loaners, though, and I think getting them to approve a 2,100-mile tow was a big enough ask!