I mean...everything he said is precisely the mix of earnest and dumb that was Andy Dwyer’s entire personality. Pratt still seems well-meaning but a little stupid. There are far, far worse men out there, I can’t be mad about this.

This article was dumb as fuck. None of the haircuts (with the exception of Neymar’s unkempt hair) were particularly bad haircuts. The dye jobs questionable, maybe, but this article was a reach and under delivered tremendously.

I feel like there have been multiple questions about the whole skin-to-skin thing lately which is very confusing to me. Like, do people really not know that skin-to-skin contact is suggested for babies? I have nieces and nephews, but no children of my own and I’ve known this for years. And if I hadn’t already known,…

After three children, I can attest that skin to skin contact with your newborn does foster a great bond with your children. It also is the first test of fatherhood - not dropping your child when they grab a fistful of chest hair and yank it out.

*eyeroll* Nice to know that some men are still out here acting like buying a box of cotton rolls is a big deal. Never be with a man like this.

Back in the 70's I had a chance to go to college early with a full scholarship, skipping high school altogether. The college had reached out to me and sent me paperwork to fill out, which I did, and my father took the envelope and told me that he would drop it in the mail on his way to work. I was so excited, and I…

Friend, you can do better.

Gisele didn’t say anything remotely worth apologizing for. Saying you get wiser as you get older isn’t saying young people are stupid. Wisdom isn’t the same as intelligence. Wisdom implies experience.

You know, saying I’m petty for being irritated by his Twitter presence this week (and in general) is fair enough. But brushing off the Amy Winehouse corpse as “Dead celebrities are a thing at Halloween” is a little weird to me?

I really like what Rachel had to say about the whole thing and that she wasn’t afraid to call him out for being out of touch.

Pam Alden, my forever fave!! 

What the hell is there to lose by doing that?’

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Your Mom should probably stop treating kids. She’s a danger to them.

Nope.

No, people who don’t believe in vaccines are absolutely fuckwits and it is not okay to have a differing opinion. Science isn’t about opinions. It’s about verifiable facts. The facts indicate that vaccines do not have any relation to autism. If your mom believes otherwise, she is a crap pediatrician.

I always liked this quote, from one of our Founding Fathers, no less (since anti-vax sentiment is quite old, really):

Not only that but I’ve always viewed anti-vac people as basically saying “I’d rather my kid die of a preventable disease than be autistic.” Because that’s what it pretty much boils down to. They don’t want an autistic child, and they blame the vaccines for that possibility. They’d rather their child just outright die…

Color me not surprised. Too bad given there’s so many misconceptions about the tattoos that I’m sure she’s fought against.