A: “Haha. Your face! You should see your face right now. Oh man, you have so much poo porn on your computer right now, haha.”

Good comedy is smart, smart people tend to veer liberal.

That’s like saying chlamydia isn’t that bad for a STD.

Right wing humor is usually leveled against their perceived enemies, the marginalized, and the sick and downtrodden, or punching down as it’s usually known. It’s why they often claim “the left can’t meme”, because the left’s “memes” aren’t full of racist, classist and genocidal parlance.

Every conservative person’s “joke” ever:

Another reason why conservative humor continues to be an oxymoron. “Punching down” doesn’t quite work as a comedy style, especially in the political realm. 

Most conservatives can’t be funny without being mean-spirited. A few of them can be clever and witty about it, like PJ O’Rourke (which is why he’s the rare Republican panelist on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me), but even his funniest articles are typically scathing. 

Part of me thinks that there must be something I’m missing. Like people on Twitter seem to find this hilarious, so the part of me that wants to be charitable is left thinking that there must be something to it beyond the fact that it is making fun of a liberal.

Remember that overly cocky rich dickhead from high school you still want to punch for constantly saying irritating, wrong, and annoying things? Somebody gave him a TV show.

I don’t understand it, but I really don’t like Ronan Farrow. I certainly appreciate what he’s doing and I’m sure we agree politically. But, there’s something about him that rubs me the wrong way.

It’s low-hanging fruit, but these comments deserve to be met with a loud and resounding, “You’re wrong and also stupid.” The big question is, who at Esquire thought we needed a James Blunt interview 15 years after the last moment he was relevant?

Sorry, it’s only the second amendment that gets that level of deference. Everything else is is subject to a bunch of caveats and exclusions.

vvCan I just say that I’m confused as to why these protests and arrests are scheduled for Fridays of all days?

True Legend. 

“Where’s Rose?”

“Does anybody really give a shit?”

Well, here’s a whole fucking article about a whole fucking thing about people caring about it so MMM, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

Jesus fucking christ, doesn’t it ever get tiring…

Jenny is a Youtuber who is a pretty big Disney fan so she wouldn’t be making these claims without being reasonably sure they were accurate.

The actress seems like a nice person.

I quite like Rose as a character. 

Wasn’t much of a surprise return. It was a “when” rather than “if”.