what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

Patrick: We got our selves another caller on the line. It’s Roy from Bama

On the contrary. Neither Dallas nor Braden is a name.

Yeah. It’s not like overtly sexualizing female athletes for no reason is okay once they’re of age. Though the fact that she’s underage certainly ups the ick factor.

If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

Technically, luge is more dangerous than skeleton. It’s considered the safer of the three slide sports because the sled’s steering mechanism is more precise and your center of gravity is lower. Additionally, many athletes have mentioned it’s easier to get away from your sled from that position (like if you have to…

I believe it was also curve 9 where Killian succumbed to grim death at the end of The Running Man.

I’m no fan of Hope Hicks, but the trope that women find themselves romantically linked to abusers due to daddy issues is a trope that can die in a fire, as far as I’m concerned.

There is no way Yahoo actually bans anyone for anything

You don’t have crippling alcoholism. Better get working on that.

The political divide in this country falls between urban areas versus rural areas, which makes it impossible to find a clean, geographic split.

On the Olympic boning question, I assume that going international is not as difficult a challenge as you’ve made it out to be. All of the athletes in the same sport are already familiar with one another from years of competing on the various World Cup circuits, so going international would probably just be sleeping…

“If he ever does want to do a figure skating game, I totally call dibs on making it,” he said.

I think they took Homer Simpson’s advice: “Whenever Chloe Kim’s not onscreen, all the announcers should be asking “Where’s Chloe Kim”?

“Local area man found dead in his home. Crime scene investigators have determined that the victim was shot while charging a home intruder with a ninja sword. Victim’s neckbeard, while unusually thick, was insufficient to stop the gunfire.”

Out of curiosity, how many times a day do you fantasize about being a cowboy?

Homes with guns suffer more fatalities. You are an idiot.

And this is how homeowners get shot and killed by their assailant. They think of the situation as “it’s go time”. You’d think.......you’d THINK with all this talk about “guns for homeowners” the NRA would be screaming from the mountain top every single time there was a story about a home owner who shot and killed an…

Sorry, this is America, a wretched, failing empire. Healthcare, here, is a privilage not a right, so... mental health care is only for the wealthy. Gun ownership is the basis of True ‘Merican Culture, and no amount of sanity will ever change that.

Uhhh..is this really what the US is wearing this year. God fuck Nike.