You can’t get sued for defamation for reporting what Tig Notaro said.

I’m an idiot who saw the photo, came to the comments, then read the story. The piece is excellent, sorry for jumping to comment.

Just to be an anorak: it’s actually pretty hard to die from breathing modern car exhaust. Cars are really clean these days, what with modern engine management and emissions controls.

Of course, just because you won’t asphyxiate doesn’t mean you won’t get cancer.

Can we stop saying “minimalist” when we mean “spartan?”

You wound me to the quick, sirrah. I faith know not how I shall go on.

Thanks for the pageviews!

He’s a doctor. He didn’t choose to be a public figure, dude; he’s not Justin Bieber. He’s just a doctor who wanted to go home so he could treat his patients. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Riiiiight...but this “public figure” was literally dragged into the limelight, screaming, and against his will.

I’m just a simple dude and I don’t know if I read that story right, but it seems like the neighbors are complaining that they find it annoying that this couple isn’t erasing the evidence of racist vandalism on their home. White people problems: “I know you’ve been targeted by racists multiple times, but I shouldn’t…

I know, right? Exhausting. One could say it’s a...I don’t know....burden?

You do realize that Kinja is a blogging platform and not the “company” with editorial oversight here, right?

That looks like a building that, if I entered, would drug me AND murder me, and then eat my body so I would never be found.

It’s basically an old wives’ tale for these reasons:

1. An increasing number of modern fuel tanks are plastic. They don’t rust. You’re unlikely to see ever significant sludge or debris, as most gas stations have a spin-on filter inside the gas pump (if you ever encounter a slow pump, it’s likely the filter is plugged…

She was a huge piece of shit, we are all far better for having her gone.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

I’m glad to see the spirit of Gawker lives on.

Oh no son, The Blaze is where people who Fox News looked at and said “TOO FUCKING CRAZY FOR US, PASS!” go to do work.

If they want to run their bleeding-edge test beds on customer money, then they answer to the customer or fund it entirely by themselves.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Any questions?