Bring back Agent Carter, you cowards.

Many, many people.

Living in the U.S. without documentation is a civil violation, not a crime. The U.S. Supreme Court has even said this. You keep saying “broken a law” but this is inaccurate.

Please encourage all of your friends and neighbors to skip, as well. D.C. and most of its environs are relentlessly blue, in general, and having another Inaugural-style empty seats, empty bleachers, nobody in the crowd-type scenario would be a beautiful and diagnostic outcome. That’s what happened when Nixon tried…

This is such an obvious thing to do.  Good for the Sox.

Well, I can’t say I’m interested that much in the premise, but I will watch anything with Karl Urban in it because he’s awesome. 

If you use the phrase “virtue signaling,” you’ve already proven your argument isn’t worth listening to.

And then Trump & Co. would insist the video was real, half the country would believe it, and the media would say things like “Controversial video sparks debate about whether Mayor Pete has sex with goats”.

The drums on that track kick so much ass.

My favorite part when someone does this near me is to just stand up anyway and get in line. I’m bigger than you, GFY.

House Democrats are currently devising a plan to create a strategy to discuss the notion of considering the possibility of holding a meeting to whiteboard ideas for creating a task force to determine the viability of further exploring the possibility of maybe subpoenaing Mueller.

Not much left to comment on, is there? Immigration barf, war barf, Dem-bro barf, Twitter barf. OK, done. And now...the only important observation that can be made regarding this edition of the Bag:

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

i went the office job route instead of declaring for the draft and regret it to this day

This is going to sound defeatist as hell, but I really have no faith there is any coming back from this. We have opened a pandora’s box of normalized hate that now has the complicit support of some of the most powerful people in the world.

I don’t think they understand it because they’ve never actually been held accountable in their long, privileged lives. 

Evans: “....don’t ruin this moment Mackie.” “...just say ‘Cut the check,’ Mackie.” :) 

This is some Cask of Amontillado shit right there.

While I applaud your intent, I feel I must point out that your Iron Maiden records should never have never sat still long enough to have gathered dust.