This is such an obvious thing to do.  Good for the Sox.

If you use the phrase “virtue signaling,” you’ve already proven your argument isn’t worth listening to.

And then Trump & Co. would insist the video was real, half the country would believe it, and the media would say things like “Controversial video sparks debate about whether Mayor Pete has sex with goats”.

The drums on that track kick so much ass.

My favorite part when someone does this near me is to just stand up anyway and get in line. I’m bigger than you, GFY.

House Democrats are currently devising a plan to create a strategy to discuss the notion of considering the possibility of holding a meeting to whiteboard ideas for creating a task force to determine the viability of further exploring the possibility of maybe subpoenaing Mueller.

Not much left to comment on, is there? Immigration barf, war barf, Dem-bro barf, Twitter barf. OK, done. And now...the only important observation that can be made regarding this edition of the Bag:

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

i went the office job route instead of declaring for the draft and regret it to this day

This is going to sound defeatist as hell, but I really have no faith there is any coming back from this. We have opened a pandora’s box of normalized hate that now has the complicit support of some of the most powerful people in the world.

I don’t think they understand it because they’ve never actually been held accountable in their long, privileged lives. 

This is some Cask of Amontillado shit right there.

This is exactly how the 2020 debates are going to go. He’s going to be asked a question about something terrible he did or said that was recorded and easily verifiable. He will brazenly lie about it and explain how the terrible thing he did or said was actually brilliant and the best ever. Pundits will mutter…

You mean the goal the Federalist society and Mitch McConnell has been working towards feverishly for years? Ya, we are fucked.

Apropos:

Garbage and cancerous? Nah.

Red stripey things on the outside of the ball + spinny spin spin + air = dancing ball

If Democrats don't get 51 or more Senate seats in 2020, he'll totally reinstate the full filibuster in the lame duck period if he can get the party-line vote.

Flairing up.