You tried the wrong pot!

If ever there were someone who should have read their own username before posting, by God you are that fucking person.

Shut the fuck up, moron.

The whole thing and then out of nowhere, “Buy a spinning wheel.” I’m fucking dying!

And I would walk five hundred miles,

I feel I’m going hoarse from complaining about Murray and NMS and how this was literally a scam so this is going to be my last bit of bitching.

It doesn’t take a PR person to keep you from outright lying to your customers. Any decent developer already knows that.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

I think that’s the right way of looking at it!

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

Pretty predictable—it’s way too soon for him to start his redemption tour. Isn’t rule #1 in the crisis PR handbook to lay low for a while? Of course he was gonna get heckled. (Hopefully they didn’t do anything except embarrass him.)

You had me until “courage,” at which point half of my cup of coffee sprayed out of my mouth and onto the screen.

OK, at this point I am convinced that Apple didn’t kill the headphone jack to make the phone thinner, but did it so they can sell officially licensed products to deal with losing or using headphones.

a deep aversion to air conditioning

Using the murder device is tasteless, but there are other schools of thought.

Steady.

Honestly, I think just including a second lightning port would have served them pretty well, ever complained about having too many places to plug something in?

If Apple wanted to kill the headphone jack, this would have also been the perfect opportunity to introduce wireless charging. I’m sure they will too for the 7S/8, but for now, this mess of cords is a bit of an embarrassment.

Yeah, we should also stop with the whole Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day while we’re at it. Even fewer people died there. I mean, come on. It’s been 75 years. - Sarcasm.

It’s just an indication of how grossly retarded we have become as a nation that 9/11 has become a sort of “holiday” for many. We don’t actually commercialize Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day, for example.