My ex broke up with me and started seeing someone else in the space of a Month, 2 months later she stops contact so I can’t see my daughter, it fucked me up so bad Its been a year and I’ve only just got my shit together to take her to court so I can see our daughter but her family is quite well off and mine isn’t so…

Bingo!

I would’ve cringed so much i would’ve imploded, or ran away...I run away a lot :)

I feel weird taking a picture of a cool car so I have no idea how they have the audacity to just whip & snap even though it’s legal. Fucking whippersnappers. ( Not sarcasm)

Latitude & longitude

Coach Taylor approves!

Clear eyes, full hearts

Sweet LoTR reference 10/10

Takes about a year to grow that much hair, longer if your hair doesn’t grow quicker than usual! Long hair isn’t fun, respect to every woman out there

It looks velvet......it just hurts

#13 apple maps

I’d be so gutted if there wasn’t a license plate in there

Being from the UK I’ve never heard of Swedish fish, glad but also disappointed to find out it’s just a gummy sweet & not some horror mash up

This is him animated counterpart

I’d ask you what’s wrong and if you’re okay :) sometimes backfires but sometimes people need to be heard even for 5 minutes

Had to sell my ps4 a month ago......pretty sure if there is a God he hates me

They could at least buy a bodycam or a heads strap for a go pro, then it wouldn’t be in others’ way

Watch how the woman walks away! She’s so angry its hilarious

Actually it’s cows. Cows are aliens sent here to observe the planet and wait until there is enough methane & greenhouse gases in the atmosphere so they can bring the other cows to live in peace with us, until they find out what we do to cows - brickleberry

Worked fine for boxing & the NFL