MATT DAMON

Just a week? Probably half American

My ex chased me through the woods, thought I’d lost her, nope she’d gone back to get her car to chase me further. True story

Are you serious?

You have the right idea! It’s not a problem if you’re like that

I think it was “does he have one over the movie” but if that happens your duty as a relationship bound male is to tuck

But how will people know YOU recorded the video?

Always knew steering wheels were evil

Demetri Martin obviously hasn’t met my ex

Thats actually a really good point!

Yeah I always want somewhere to discuss TV shows with people, there’s no central place really

There’s an android app (I can’t remember the name) where you can arrange a time to watch stuff with people on the internet and chat about it at the same time/after

Hilarious that you even had to write this! 24 Year old straight guy

“It’s obviously kind of sad. Mr. Hefner is 90 years old now, and we’re suing him for what he’s done the 30-plus years he was friends with Mr. Cosby.”

Mustangs are for life not just for Christmas. Always feed your ‘stang

It’s actually quite watchable, keeps you wanting more with the tiny bits of info you get, still answers being revealed from episode 1 now, but not too slow release so you feel like you’re on season 76 of pretty little liars

Qhwhat? I thought superstore had been cancelled? The aggressive sexual advances from the assistant manager are hilarious

I’m still not sure about the move to live, but I was a big fan, and I second thee on the account of wishing sir Shelley a bountiful career.

Nice that people were there for him :)

It is annoying, but I thought most people understood that because of “Internet” just because you got behind cover in time doesn’t mean you actually did, that’s why you sometimes get killed even though you could’ve sworn you just made it