Or are you just a crafty trouter?

Maybe they were just jealous, wouldn’t you be? Theyre just the asshats that cross the border of jealousy into “if we can’t have it you can’t”

This is what a call the dickhead theory. You see a guy in a Ferrari and immediately say to your buddy “ what a dick” buddy agrees. We both know were actually jealous. And so does the driver with a big grin on his mug

He’s hilarious in ‘life in pieces’ only 6 EPs in

In the UK that doesn’t matter anymore, people always contest wills now

Ben Carson: Just want to see light in your eyes go out* :)

Oh man, I can’t wait for full haptic suit and gloves......I don’t think I’d ever leave the house! You could be at the office in shirt and tie but actually be in bed watching Netflix......oh the possibilities

Google glass ski goggles.....kind of, more like swimming goggles to encapsulate the whole eye....maybe even like those tiny eye things people wear in sunbeds, complete AR overlay. Then you could pull a black mirror and block people out of your life.....total virtual immersion baby

You were either very lucky or you missed out....can’t really tell

Hotdog and bun situation......that really cracked me up!

Its donald trump wearing a holodisguise, I thought everyone knew

Many apologies old chap, our kerfuffle, cheerio!

You will begin your sentence in 3 days, you are now serving at her majesty’s pleasure

What if I want unlimited, unlimited UNLIMITED data? First born? Cool thought so

Hahahahahahahaha, that’s what happens when you brag that your life is so amazing.......someone pisses on you! Use Facebook to keep in touch with people NOT as an audience and you’ll find its pretty difficult to be screwed over.

Yeahhhh!

Now we wait for the massive amount of torrents

I’m not sure where you live but these aren’t that rare in the UK, I’ve seen the NES edition for £15-£20 quite a few times

Comics, movies, TV, games, books....how do people have the time & money???

“The slobber stabber strikes again”