This is what a call the dickhead theory. You see a guy in a Ferrari and immediately say to your buddy “ what a dick” buddy agrees. We both know were actually jealous. And so does the driver with a big grin on his mug

He’s hilarious in ‘life in pieces’ only 6 EPs in

In the UK that doesn’t matter anymore, people always contest wills now

Ben Carson: Just want to see light in your eyes go out* :)

You were either very lucky or you missed out....can’t really tell

Hotdog and bun situation......that really cracked me up!

Its donald trump wearing a holodisguise, I thought everyone knew

Many apologies old chap, our kerfuffle, cheerio!

You will begin your sentence in 3 days, you are now serving at her majesty’s pleasure

Hahahahahahahaha, that’s what happens when you brag that your life is so amazing.......someone pisses on you! Use Facebook to keep in touch with people NOT as an audience and you’ll find its pretty difficult to be screwed over.

Yeahhhh!

I’m not sure where you live but these aren’t that rare in the UK, I’ve seen the NES edition for £15-£20 quite a few times

Comics, movies, TV, games, books....how do people have the time & money???

Whyy?

Plus they have a battery

I find it shocking you failed to mention that these earphones have a battery

“Now that I have made plenty of cash im denouncing social media because of what it does to women, you can read all about it in my book out today”

How will it get me packages?

How will it get me packages?

So is this like a home power bank?

So is this like a home power bank?

Plants vs zombies garden warfare....I know