Hahahahahahahaha, that’s what happens when you brag that your life is so amazing.......someone pisses on you! Use Facebook to keep in touch with people NOT as an audience and you’ll find its pretty difficult to be screwed over.

Yeahhhh!

I’m not sure where you live but these aren’t that rare in the UK, I’ve seen the NES edition for £15-£20 quite a few times

Comics, movies, TV, games, books....how do people have the time & money???

Whyy?

Plus they have a battery

I find it shocking you failed to mention that these earphones have a battery

“Now that I have made plenty of cash im denouncing social media because of what it does to women, you can read all about it in my book out today”

How will it get me packages?

How will it get me packages?

So is this like a home power bank?

So is this like a home power bank?

Plants vs zombies garden warfare....I know

Mooching is just walking slowly somewhere :) you could mooch to the store with a hangover

Thats the worst part! It was meant as a joke but I’d actually subscribe because these are brilliant!

Season pass...aka YouTube red

Now I’m mad there’s no Japanese Pixar movies....suppose I’ll just have to spend some time in sanfransokyo instead

Thats the sacrifice you make to do something you love, I’d see myself as lucky even with those hours

What’s the male equivalent? Asking for a friend...

Aaaaah, zee sweet illusion of zi freedom

Imagine if they paid teachers like this? It would actually be a lucrative job then!

Highly doubtful but thank you anyway :)