Can Thursday be poop/vomit day? Once a week isn’t enough anymore!

That was fantastic sir

Silicon valley is something else.....the apple maps joke and double A were just fantastic

See your thinking into it too much, there’s usually no other motive

As a male id like to say this statement is false, if I read it I’d see that the message came from a vulnerable place and I’d feel obligated to respond. Guy was obviously just not very smart

But I wanted an OS that didn’t even let me use a file manager

‘I don’t need a micro SD slot so why does anybody else’ maybe you should ask a tablet user

Can’t people just shut it during TV? I bet whoever she tells just LOVES it

3 was awesome on ps2, only ever got a change to play 4 on a ps3 with a less than 15 inch TV that wasn’t HD, stopped playing after half hour. I may have to purchase it now

The comment could’ve only been cooler if he’d have signed off with “the face of bo”

Same, haven’t ever been able to get through it, my mrs has never seen chitty chitty bang bang & lots of other iconic movies, they’re just too old for some people now, a real product of their time

I’m waiting for the movie worlds from ready player one! Then I can do something like this in the comfort of my boxers without other people judging peoples performances

Serious concentration is required for the soul rip spell

I’d love to have an rc one with a camera and a little speaker/mic you could have so much fun, even use it at work as a telepresence robot....much cheaper!

In the UK its common for a parent to ‘hoover up’ or ‘give the carpet a quick hoover’ I can imagine that sounding very strange to you

Nobody ever realises that the term ‘google’ replaced ‘search the internet’ it cracks me up its the perfect thin for your brand just like hoover is used instead of vacuum cleaner

Pissed, sloshed, Trollied, hammered, plastered, blathered, and many more my personal favourite is “im getting shit faced tonight”

We have a lot of stuff like that, trash can is a rubbish/wheelie bin, brew is a cup of tea, Snicket is an alleyway (in the north) , cigarettes are fags (straights/tailors for boxes/rollies for roll ups) , we call it series 2 rather than season 2, just a lot of completely pointless changes tbh

I was really up for reading one of the books, then you gave a part of the ending away, congratulations

Seriesguide its an android app, just search for the show and add it to your collection, then you mark every episode as you watch them