As a moronic post deserves.

Yeah, people are far more likely to eat tofu than pick up a gallon of milk.

Lol. Yeah, let me replace my milk with a fucking quarter pound of sesame seeds. That sounds delicious.

So, in retrospect how do you think this went for you?

And yogurt has even more calcium and protein than milk.... Dairy is just plain an awesome way to gobble up a lot of your daily rec in one go.

Chocolate milk has actually been proven to be the nearly perfect post workout combo of carbs and protein.

Seriously who the fuck wants to eat 100g of sesame seeds? Give me 4 cups of the milky goodness instead.

look at the coastal elite over here

Nonsense. Let me finish up this second cup of chia seeds and I’ll be. . .

As opposed to 4 cups of coffee each with enough milk/cream/half&half to make a tall glass of milk? Is that adult enough?

Literally one of those foods that has more calcium than milk is edible in the listed serving size.

Of the items you listed, only almonds and orange juice are something people might have every day and the OJ has WAY more sugar than milk.

It’s only a pejorative if you’re a filthy truther.

Well I’ll be goddamned, why didn’t anyone tell me before now that I could get my daily calcium intake from fourteen mouthfuls of sesame seeds

Wow HamNo for someone who pretends to have a basic understanding of nutrition you’re really going to ignorantly shill for the dairy industry?

i dunno man i think the easiest one is sesame seed

I’m with you. Nothing tastes better on cereal than a nice big pour of winged beans.

Because who the fuck is going to eat half a pound of bok choy every goddamned day? A glass of milk in the morning or with cookies at bedtime or after a good workout is incredibly easy AND delicious. Of the items you listed, only almonds and orange juice are something people might have every day and the OJ has WAY more…

I got the same situation going. I’m 6'4" and Mrs. Godzooks is 5' even, though she occasionally will claim 5' 1" (lie.) I’ll occasionally crouch down to see how the world looks from her elevation, and it’s goddamn bizarre.

I’m 6'3 and my smaller half is 5' flat (so she claims. She’s 4'11. Don’t be confused by her lies!). She’s afraid of tall people.