would *have

Findlay will murder both of these teams.

Yeah I can’t even follow it

Is this dude on fs1 yet?

This thread is awesome

You’re wrong. I hate when people say it to me.

I’m completely on board. I stopped saying it a decade ago when I realized it was dumb and uncomfortable. I wish people would stop saying it to me. I hate being forced to thank someone for highlighting my sneeze. Plus, my sneezes come in sets of 2 or 3, and someone butting in after one sneeze really interrupts my flow.…

Counterpoint: eat a dick.

Notre Dame is a great university. Check your biases.

Who the fuck is Raj

Or basketball player.

60 year old LeBron wil,l without a doubt, be able to dunk.

It really is a bad move. As an Indians fan, I couldn’t help but be impressed with how much the Yankees have grown this season, culminating in crushing my team’s World Series dreams. In related news, way to go Cashman!

A good candidate would have won Wisconsin anyway.

No. No it doesn’t. You clearly are not familiar with shrink in retail.

Could.... could it be.... could it be possible that it is *gasp!* BOTH!?

Ok, so we’re both good then. I will enjoy not being owned by robots, while you enjoy it.

Bingo! It’s to cut down on shrink. And gather BIG DATA.

Do we really have to do this

Retort of the day!