That’s not true.

Jerry Sandusky, USA Gymnastics, Harvey Weinstein... now this, exploiting a teenage boner. Smh. I just want to hear some good news.

His dad is rich. He’s fine.

A true patriot.

Did you think it was landlocked? But you weren’t 100% sure and you didn’t want to be wrong?

Don’t think you used that right. He is bent. He needs to get straight.

While I agree with the sentiment, he wouldn’t hang very long by his balls. They’d be dismembered from his body almost immediately.

[insert Jim Mora “Playoffs!? gif here]

Why

Who the hell is Bobby Portis

No, actually that’s par for the course by Browns’ standards.

It’s nice to see Browns quarterbacks have their own recurring feature here. Thanks Tom!

Direct descendant of Bill, I assume.

Good article. It was 20 times longer than I was expecting. But it was good.

Do we have evidence that Packer fans are mouth breathers? Because you can’t just keep pulling that out of thin air.

And voted for Obama twice, and have historically been one of the strongest states for labor (until Scott “Koch” Walker came around)

He did not say that. That was erroneously reported.

Wisconsin has a lot more progressives than you think. Not sure why you think that.

It does. And I’m glad it does.