Came here to say exactly this. Describing him as an ‘old man’ is a stretch.

No, because it is in the Midwest. I live here. I’m from the Midwest. What do you think, I’m going to claim East Coast? We’re not douchey enough.

I love Cleveland. But the reference here is funny. Not giving you a star, though.

Clayton Bigsby?

Cleveland is very not racist when it comes to cities. Especially compared to Boston. Also, Tamir Rice was shot by a black cop. And yes, it was ridiculous.

So... I’m just really trying to figure this out... loud and full of people at all times = awesome? I’m really trying to figure this out

You been there? No? Then shut the fuck up.

Stacked in concrete boxes with no space to breathe or itch your nutsack?

It is exactly the same. Well, less douchey in the Midwest. You’re right, it’s different.

If Red Sox titles from one million years ago count, then obviously all Browns titles count.

Better fans. Better sports city. That’s how.

More of an Extremely Arbitrary Take.

It does. You should try it.

This is false. You haven’t been here. Where do you live? That place sucks. I can do it too!

So does Bowling Green, Ohio! Oh, and everywhere there’s a college! Although BG is the best place.

Yes. Wide open spaces, Great Lakes, cities bigger than you think, short drive to mountains if you want that. I love Ohio. And I hate driving in mountains. Give me a straight flat road any day.

Yeah, exactly my thought. Yay, traffic and high cost of living! Every place on earth has bars and restaurants and hookers and blow.

It’s not. Outside of NY and Chicago, every northern city is the same. That doesn’t mean they’re bad. They’re all at least decent. It’s a fucking city. If you can’t find anything to do, that’s your problem. Or are you just looking for ungodly traffic and human cesspool conditions to make you feel like a big boy?…

As a Cleveland baseball and football fan, I can tell you that Cavs fans have oddly been sucking Kyrie’s dick since he left. “Oh, he got us a championship.” Yeah, but he’s been shitting on the whole region since June.

No, you’re not. Kyrie is the idiot here.