Ur dumb. Go back to the country club.

This old dude I live by and/or am related to died. We were cleaning out his garage and found his collection. We got zero dollars for each used condom.

Hey, was he human? Can we judge him by our values?

One of those hands had his penis in it though, so... fake news.

We have different grandparents.

What is that, a limerick?

Foolishly?

Shitty player suddenly becomes dong boy? Hmmmm I’ve heard this before...

What the fuck did I just watch.

No they don’t. Yes it is.

I can’t believe this is the end of the article. Where’s the rest of it?

McGwire has really let himself go.

I think you’ve grossly mis-stated where the readership of deadspin lies.

Jesus was 6'-5" and ran a 4.1 40.... over water.

Trust me, he had that range. They just didn’t shoot from there in those days.

No idea there is another Spurs.

Ungray me!!! First post!!! I’ll buy 5 of these tvs if you ungray me (maybe).

Ungray me!!! First post!!! I’ll buy 5 of these tvs if you ungray me (maybe).

You tell me that all the time, dude. Sick of hearing it.

Ummmm.... spotted dick?

There are like 15 cities that claim to be the largest city by land mass. Oklahoma City and Houston are two that come to mind.