You’re so cool.

For some reason I expected this list to be about 300 items long, with names like Booger Jackson and Aloysius Stevenson from 1907 littering the place.

Yeah, he did. And cocaine.

Pitchers are not athletes. Baseball is a game of skill, not athleticism.

It’s because he’s a soft-ass pitcher. Also the reason he is unable to run.

British people are so weird.

What’s a “cheque”?

He still needs 3 more appearances. So. You’re wrong.

Cleveland is a cool city. You should check it out.

Who is this guy?

You HAVE to keep us updated on this.

I can’t believe I clicked on this. I knew exactly what it was, yet I did it anyway. The internet is my daddy.

As the one throwing the hissy-fit, you are clearly the one with his widdle feelings hurt.

Your skin is thinner than than LeBron’s.

Mass = density x area x thickness (of skin)

Isn’t “he” and “his” the second person?

Gates didn’t play college football though. THAT is what truly makes him noteworthy.

Citation?

But not in the category of “Didn’t play college football.” Because that’s his own category.

No idea what all this “whitest line ever” and “coded racist talk” is here in the comments. But I’m white, so.... I don’t know what’s racist, I guess? Help.