ICE: You’re going to jail, son.

i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

It was the summer of 2006 and I was teaching English in Beijing. On those warm summer nights, people would gather in the various large open squares that dot that city and hang out, sell stuff, play hackey sack and do giant coordinated dances, while blasting music from a tiny boom box.

Sweet Jesus. How can anyone who was alive at the time not know what the macarena moves are? It’s been forever and they’re burned into my brain. Uncultured swine is right.

Spotify has truly been life changing for me. I have discovered so much amazing music and having the ability to basically listen to anything I want when I want is worlds better than where we were 10 years ago. I will get rid of many creature comforts before I get rid of spotify.

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

And if this fuckery actually got to the actress, Meryl Streep would be like “Boy, what? She’s Black. What?” Julia Roberts might actually have gone for it AND been stank about it when she got called out. You think Scarlett Johansson’s “I should be able to play any tree I want!” was bad ...

I’m sorry but I just can’t believe this. Yeah I know Hollywood has whitewashed shit forever but there is no way in hell someone could be that fucking stupid. I knowing Julia Roberts if someone even suggested that to her they might get the shit beat out of them. I mean why Julia? Why not Meryl Streep?, Cher? Hell go…

Look, if you’d have said Meryl Streep, I’d entertain the foolishness for a hot second before I’d burst out laughing, ‘cause that woman acts her ass off and then some.

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

No need to tarnish the day that James Brown passed... that’s a sad enough memory. 

You know what we're make that perfect? If he resigns, then has a massive heart attack and/or stoke.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Jay-z probably wrote the contract.  He always gets paid 

“disappointed with Colin’s actions and believes he turned a legitimate workout into a publicity stunt.” said Jay-Z while wearing a MAGA hat.

There are two problems with Stadia.

NJT runs frequent trains from EWR to Penn Station. Travel time is 25 mins and cost is $15.25. Penn Station is a different kind of hell though.

Onlookers can be heard yelling “Damn!” and “You’re fucking your shit up!” as they watch in disbelief at the lengths this woman went to stave off her hunger pains.

Well, you see, he said “white powder,” after his favorite Columbian dancing powder. 😉 

OK...he has a pass to say that word, sure sure, but can he explain pairing it with “White power”?