I have to say, the first thing I did (even before reading this article) was to go back and see how well Annalee Newitz had done with her 2009 version of this article. Granted, that article said “next 15 years”, so it still has a few to go.

And the answer is...not bad!

15. Lost returns
Easy prediction, but this did…

So... now I’m going to go to Trader Joes soon and buy a plant that I didn’t know I wanted before. I’m not placing any blame, merely admitting what’s going to happen.

Weird that this article doesn’t mention anywhere that Trader Joe’s shoppers are actually required to buy one of those little packs of dark chocolate peanut butter cups they sell at the cash register. It’s a weird rule, but who am I to question it?

So basically, How to Shop Anywhere Without Overspending.

Dos a cero > Two, eh, zero

*Looks for any quotes from Michael Jeffrey Jordan on China*

brb for the rest of the article, going to send the headline to my neighbors

If this isn’t SF in 2019, I don’t know what is. 

I think Jordan had the best response when he said, “”.

The problem with lebron isn’t that he didn’t want to be stuck with a mess he didn’t make. It’s that he still insisted on painting himself as the smart hero (or victim, depending whichever whims he decides to cater to at any given moment). As you said, he could’ve just stayed out of it, but he had to get a word in…

The reality is, LeBron is ‘selectively woke’. He should’ve kept his mouth shut instead of basically telling Morey to stay in his lane, the very thing he and many other players clapped back at when others were upset with the players speaking up about political issues. Here’s a crazy thought, either be for human rights…

Yeah, I really don't expect your average (or goat) basketball player to be able to say anything intelligent about China. But it is pretty fucking obvious the NBA is ignoring human rights violations because they have dollar signs in their eyes. Pretty fucking simple. 

LeBron showed his true colors: Green. And not with envy. He knows that this could affect his bottom line in ways that his speaking on social issues at home would not.

I’ve been mowing both of my neighbor’s lawns for free for the last 12 years.

nerd

Those guys are all classic desperation fantasy waiver wire pickups when your first four options are all dead by Week 14.

the five phases of Guys

When will the “Jaguras” be returning to London?

By now, English football fans should be used to kicks going wide of the netting.