I remember back in the day I was a server admin for a pre-Verizon company. I was responsible for maintaining systems that housed the CIO’s high visibility pet projects.

Lost in the highlight was the news at the bottom of the screen that the Dolphins claimed a taco.

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

I love me a dose of morning salt.

Both Keenum and Tannehill are on one year seven million dollar deals while Kaepernick is looking for 20 million, according to this:

I heard this and I too thought it was a dog whistle, so I looked it up.

I feel like we reached that two years ago. 

In a suburb, not a city, but the biggest widely recognized dick move around here is for bicyclists to treat themselves as cars in the long stretches between lights (it slows down traffic, but it’s legal and fair), but to pop up one the sidewalk and pretend to be pedestrians at corners so that they can blow through the …

It’s a lot easier to do die at 47 when you are using a helmet that doesn’t protect your brain.

After handling a 3 year old all day, your energy for grandstanding about protesting fast food protests is rather diminished.

I’m just telling you how it is, no artifice or bullshit.

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?

TL;DR Economists have no idea what any of this means, what will happen in the future, or how any of this works. 

“Actual Players’ Likenesses” coming soon in $9.99 lootboxes!

Why?

Honestly, I think the person who most deserves to be punished for being a dumbass is this guy…

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I think it’s cute how people who don’t care about a sport decide that everyone wants to hear how edgy they are when they comment about that sport.

YES thank you! Just ordered my Neon switch :D

YES thank you! Just ordered my Neon switch :D