A woman in Starbucks was yelling at the employees for getting her drink wrong, even though she didn’t know what a frappucino meant. I got involved and asked her to lower her voice because she was being an asshole. Turned to me and shoved her hand in my face and said “well at least I don’t have a nose axe,” referring…

Everyone’s laying on the shit about “click bait title" but fuck em. This was great, Dries.

He doesn't work for her, anymore.

The new “model house” is two brownstones away from my boyfriends place on the UWS. Fun fact: they live in a hotel during filming and film at the house on occasion, just pretending they live there. The nuisance tax on 20 loud models can get real expensive real quick.

Me. I will get this position.

I, for four years of being a personal assistant, having been wishing on all the stars in the sky for this opportunity. By day's end, I am sending in my fanciest of résumé. THANK YOU, ELLIE

Friday.

Her left side is actually a far more flattering angle than her right.

Ten billion hugs and today I give my lil bubs some extra treats in Mofie’s memory.

You're straight up the only commenter here who, while vegetarian, still understands that it's possible to eat meat in a humane way. Thank you for being you, in total seriousness and zero snark.

This place turned into a crazy vegetarian rage box for a second. Man oh man.

are we out of the woods?

Sent this to my boyfriend- he’s turning 29 and is basically losing his shit over it. If Lindsay can manage, so can he.

Everyone is so afraid of women. So fucking afraid. Sanders and his sexist supporters can go fuck themselves where they breathe

People keep saying this and I can’t find what the crux of this complaint is: is it the casting itself of an older dude to play a younger part that bothers you and the female doesn’t have that same opportunity? Or is it the actual, definite age difference between them in real life that's the problem?

Odds are, you won't know. Sorry.

regardless of bein’ late, thank you so much. I’m doing very well, and just overwhelmed with relief at this point.

So glad you like Melissa McCarthy.

I am! Still bleeding a bit but man oh man I woke up and felt like a totally different human. I refused to even talk last night the cramps were so gnarly. Thank you again for your kind words and support!

thank you so much for your reply and for being so honest. My body responds pretty violently to hormones (I’ve had severe morning sickness since week 4) and now that I know it is twins, I’ve been hoping for the best but preparing for the worst. I do have my boyfriend here with me, and he’s been a fantastic caretaker in…