He would mind, he just wouldn’t be allowed to say he’d mind. Of course he’d be bothered losing a job he enjoys because some person somewhere was a jerk.

He’ll play no silly games

Seems like it might be Kraven IN the Venom suit. Which is literally terrifying.

Shit, even shows set in Southern California have characters wearing at least two shirts and a jacket. 

Yeah this looks like a melting bird statue. Application rejected.

Basically it’s the default action, because the game assumes controller. When you touch a literal mouse, it goes away. So it wouldn’t go away if you were aiming with a controller.

Yeah, it definitely made Halo feel more fun. You didn’t feel like a useless asshole next to your God-mode friends who’d been playing only this game for 10 years (CoD, for instance). Halo is kind of “arcadey,” so this fits just fine and always has. 

This is it exactly. I remember games where you had to rotate that thing super fast. Which is unfortunate because the top of that thing has a bunch of unforgiving ridges that are hard and sharp. We used to get blisters on our hands from that thing.

...did an N64 controller write this?

They’re our only ally in an extremely volatile region that hates us. It’s just realpolitik to keep one hand on the wheel in the region, so to speak. 

Yup. This is sort of the perfect example of the horseshoe theory. Like, this post is a CTRL+F, CTRL+R away from being something written by Reverend Lovejoy’s wife.

Shit, Franklin is the most upstanding and heroic character in the entire game.

I honestly do believe Trevor was a satire on GTA players. Like, “here, here’s a disgusting, irredeemable rapist/murderer who exists only to scream profanity and say horrific things while bashing in peoples’ heads, that’s you.”

Honestly, Rockstar’s “satire” has been junior high school level since its inception. Whenever anyone waxes poetic about how it perfectly lampoons American culture, my eyes fucking fall out of my head from rolling them so much. They’ve always been obvious, gross, and juvenile.

Here’s your gold star.

Yeah this sounds like it might be an issue with how the developer allowed mods. Like, there’s probably a lot of skinny white dudes because my experience tells me the skating community is like 90% skinny white dudes. But they should just make it so you can mod and download individual pieces. Maybe they didn’t make the…

Yeah, I agreed. She, a talking prop, said some dumb things and then apologized for them. She doesn’t need to be our new Pope, she just needs to read answers well. 

I love Levar, and if he was in a burning building with all the other Jeopardy hosts I’d pull him out first. But. I didn’t think he performed well as host.

Agreed. “Person does their job pretty well” isn’t a news story, sad to say.

Infiltrator has been my main choice. It’s just too much fun, plus the distance from the fight allows you to actually see what’s going on and make decisions (and watch your friends kick some ass in front of you). I’ve played Vanguard, and it’s a hoot (especially for multiplayer), but every fight is basically the same.