Jayden can get beat to death, shot in the face, crushed in a crusher, run over by a truck, hacked with a katana, sledge-hammered to death, etc. Ethan has to cut is own fingers off, can end up killing himself.

You may be reading anger in my post when there isn’t any. You made a mild statement, I made a mild statement explaining why some people just say “DM” to make it easier. You disagreed, I refuted. No one is flaming, I’m certainly not even the least bit upset.

That’s 100% not true.

Eh, it’s like Xerox and Band-Aid at this point.

“We stole this idea FIRST so we’re suing you.”

I’m not sure this perfectly reasonable assessment of a difficult situation is allowed on the internet.

GROOVY

Steak fries best fries.

Absolutely. Like, I’m positive there’s sexism out there and these women have experienced it in the gaming scene. Of course there is, I’m not denying that. It would be a ridiculous thing to deny.

Very true. With that level of complexity and amount of live changes I imagine it’s impossible to not be a little lost.

I’ve left Destiny and returned before and had the exact same issue. For a while I couldn’t figure out how to switch to my heavy weapon, I had to look it up.

Ehhh, Jackie was always a ditz.

Yeah, it’s a great show. Feels just like the old Roseanne.

They mention in the first or second episode that Jerry is “far away, outside of cell phone reception” or something like that. It seems like they’re casually phasing him out.

This is kind of my problem with prequels in general.

Talk shit, get hit.

One thing I’ve learned from a lifetime working with kids in schools - kids are not clever. They’re silly, they’re goofy, they’re damn lovable, but when it comes to actual funny shit they repeat all the time it’s almost always stolen from a cartoon written by 40 years old men or a 20-something YouTuber.

I feel like this is a common problem lately.

Don’t be that guy.

Yeah, I’ve fired A LOT of guns in real life, for a good 25+ years now, and I can tell you I’ve had maybe two jams, ever.