Funny, I liked Xander because he was basically the regular person in the group, whereas I hated Sera because she was such a meme of a person.

We are witnessing an actual “Emperor’s New Clothes” situation spooling out before our very eyes.

The constant insecure need to defend this movie really only proves how broken it is. The fans have thrown their bodies over the spiderweb of cracks along its surface, attempting to glue the movie back together with sheer cussedness.

The Order was a great time. Very memorable and well-drawn characters, a neat setting, and a cool story. Not every game needs to have some huge open world with 297 hours of gameplay.

I think the ending is stellar.

I feel like Reaper or Soldier 76 need to be gay. THAT would be subversive. Especially Reaper, just as a poke at all the edgelords who play him.

If it’s Sean Penn or Alec Baldwin or Warren Buffet it’s fine.

So Jimmy Fallon was non-offensive, dopey, and not funny?

Metal Gear Solid V*

It almost always is. I’m not really sure why it gets so much flack in the comments here. I can only assume their massive success annoys hipsters?

People are giving you guff but I agree with you.

Exactly. When you get a man and a woman who are both in great shape, the man is going to beat the woman 99% of the time. It’s not sexism, it’s just reality.

I loved the game, was down with everything.

I could literally watch a gif of Guile beating the snot out of Ryu all day.

I don’t find “hard for hard’s sake” to be interesting or worthy of praise. Setting enemy health and damage values to high isn’t some great art.

It’s like Daisy Fitzroy in Bioshock Infinite. Hand-wringers were upset that players were supposed to treat her like the bad guy, but in the text she is clearly a murderer who has gone off the deep end.

I often worry about the shoe in Monopoly.

Yeah, hearing someone wax poetic about the troubling morality of a shooter makes me feel like I’m in a first year college course again.