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Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Or he’s such a commercial whore he can’t help throwing in his endorsements whenever possible. He’s hardly shy and retiring given he and his fivehead show up on my TV screen every 15 minutes on the dot.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

I disagree. He’s skating with his head up the whole way in and he lifts his stick right as he’s about to hit him. Honestly, I think the most incriminating thing is that after the hit he doesn’t even slow down, he just keeps right on skating. If that had been a surprise or a mistake I feel like he would’ve reacted more…

Now that the suspension has been made official, I bet Wideman cross-checks the shit out of it.

One does hate to blame the victim, but the writing was on the wall.

Horses playing hockey, though, is a tremendous idea.

+1 ref ramming

The Commissioner can’t be thrilled with these:

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Just think if you could combine Manziel with Tebow: you’d have a Heisman winner who acted like an average adult but was still a terrible NFL quarterback.

I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live: