Too soon, SlowpokeTexas. Let it breathe, man!

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Where was Patrick George this morning?

Too soon.

Had I known, when I was younger, that I could have done a few things to wake that engine up....

Growing up my dad had a 1979 Lincoln Mark V which was essentially the same car. For a vehicle nearly 20' long it had one of the most cramped backseats ever. My Kia Soul has more goddamn legroom than that thing did.

Maybe something about selling food without a permit might screw him?

wouldn’t “First sale doctrine” apply somehow?  I know it’s usually applied to copyrighted works, but I’d think that once he paid the Krispy Kreme store for the food, he’s free to do whatever the hell he wants with it.  

Omg I lost a baby tooth whilst biting into a Bit-O-Honey as a kid. The tooth was stuck to the candy. It was so gross.

Jesus, I used to be given those fucking awful Mary Jane candies by the older neighbors. Break my damn jaw.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

I was trying to work out a way to get “Crim Son” in there where “Crim” would be short for “Criminal”, but I couldn’t figure out a way that didn’t sound racist (as opposed to just stupid as intended).

Sorry, all we’ve got is Chris Kluwe, but he’ll do it for free.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Only Michael Jordan and Bill Murray know...

Plaxico Burress guaranteed a superbowl win against the pats. Worked for him

Came here to make this point, saw that you not only beat me to it but made it far better than I ever could have

He missed his calling as a heel for the WWF in the 80s.