Insert “Water and electricity, derp, derp, derp” comment from the MAGA-hat wearing community.

I love it when people tell me that I should’ve bought an “American” truck when they talk about my Tundra.

Cops are awful. The reason they’ve lost the public’s respect is entirely because of their abhorrent behavior.

Years ago, I had a friend apply for a small-town police job and I was called for a reference. I rattled on about how he was the smartest guy in our college class and I enjoyed talking politics with him. The…

LMAO get fucked bootlicker. 

Let me pull your bootlicking ass out of the greys for a tick...

Teaching the basics of money does nothing to help people who are desperate. They are poor, they aren’t fucking stupid. Most of them know what’s up, but they don’t feel they have a choice. They are grasping at straws with the hope that somehow they can pay it off in time. Allowing people to prey on that desperation is…

“Policing is a difficult, dangerous job”

That’s a feature, not a bug. Unless yer some kinda damn librul commie?!

“I duns no wants no gubbermit regulating nuttin save for dem welfare uteruses and keep patrolling dose public bathrooms to keep dem udder folks out. I wans muh freedims”

It’s wild to see people who assemble weird little tidbits and oddities into what they think is a magic spell allowing them to evade the law and taxes.

You may claim to not be a dumbdumb sovereign citizen, but your ignorance of their danger is astounding, on par with the dumbdumb sovereign citizens.

We would prefer a sporty car, but are open to an off-roader.

Learn to fly, get a used Cessna 

I don’t think the Gas Guzzler Tax is enough for this rolling monument to excess. It’s gross on every level.

“This wouldn’t be a problem if Mumbling Joe and Hunter weren’t taking all that China money to run up prices on us.”

- Grand Wagoneer Owner, probably

“I’m changing the climate. Ask me how!”

Generally, I’d say this was a shitty move but Hendrik runs Liberty University livery on that car so fuck’em.

“Rubbing is racing”

The requirements haven’t changed and if you had just followed the law there wouldn’t be a problem.

I for one won’t miss the Harley guys at all when they go quiet. 

emerging and non proven??? they had electric cars in the 1800s dude.