I’d watch. I’d so watch.

The teeming masses of Patriot Haters that carried Goodell’s water while he railroaded Brady are suddenly aghast now that THEIR teams and players are being subjected to “integrity of the game” witch hunts.

There you have it. If the man in the shorts here is a Brewers fan, he missed his team losing, 6-9.

I hope they’re keeping all of the Deadspin-related verticals. This guy may not be a fan of the Deadspin homepage anymore, but at least he can still come on the Concourse.

That second photo kinda looks like the paralympics.

A behind-the-scenes look at the art direction:

(Most people, including friends, cannot be trusted not to share very hot Goss.)

ALSO, great job on the illustration, Craggs

This might be the best thing ever written about modern baseball.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

And here I was expecting this mix up.

That is an amazing Preparation H® impression that Reggie Bell is doing in the header image.

The question of whether this is or isn’t a dong has torn the Deadspin community apart. Here’s a chat I had today with editor emeritus Tommy Craggs:

I read this entire thing without understanding 40% of it and I still feel crushed.

Less soccer, more criticism of dressage.

Marchman, can you please make Drew write a Why Your Side Sucks 2016 for each of the teams in the EPL?

Counterpoint: Deadspin doesn’t have too much soccer, but Deadspin soccer posts could each be approximately 80% shorter. Someone get Billy an editor.

So Drew, probably the best pure writer on the staff, can’t publish his own posts, but nobody goes through the 150-word soccer sentences that Billy throws up on the reg? Or they do any just don’t care it reads like a Perkins egg scramble looks?

“This Site Has Too Many Soccer Articles That Billy Haisley Wrote In 9 Minutes.”

Max: