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So there's still time to trademark, "Unsalvageable Dumpster Fire"?

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I think we've learned by now that you don't have to be all there to make big decisions in Toronto.

Rob Ford is Diamond Joe Quimby with 150 more pounds.

Hello! DeMaurice

This was fucking perfect. Great job. +1

I was expecting a gif of an otter jumping on the bed. You owe me.

The view from the other side of the hotel room.

This is a fight! WE'RE FIGHTING!

You Anglos are awfully fired up about the silver medal game.

I've got a neighbor who is all into this. He's got a bunker with a ten year supply of canned goods, so he's ready. He even gave me a tour. While I was down there, I stole his can opener though.

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I like to pretend he's just trying to painfully shit out a sideways turd.

At least the questions were different than the ones people usually badger him with: Do you remember what happened? Do you know where you are? Who's the president?

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'ere face, chest and crotch.

I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.

No dude, Lourde just looks that way.

Hey, ear-owners! The great folks at Hooniverse had me on their podcast! And they even changed their logo's colors in honor of my personal yellow-and-stripes livery tastes. What pals!