As a proud member of Menstrual Cup Club, I am obligated to follow the first rule of Menstrual Cup Club, which is you always talk about Menstrual Cup Club.

I don’t know. When I see my husband put on deodorant I’m like, “Does any of it actually make it to your skin? Or are you just coating your fur in old spice?”

Thank you for saying that, we in Baltimore have enough problems without adding more of the crazy sad stories.

While a horrible and sad story (that I already had a chance to process after reading on Gawker last night), I do want to point out that Charles County is not Baltimore. It is more than an hour away.

My son loves Minecraft. We were overjoyed to hear him explain in graphic detail to another kid how he enters an existing village, locks up the locals, kills the chief or the priest, and then takes over the village. And if that doesn't work - he burns it to the ground. It was horrifying. This was after we had to…

My six-year-old will put five hundred cows in a pen designed to hold one. And then I ask him, hey, don't you think they'd like more space, as though they're real cows living on a real farm on top of a volcano in the middle of an ocean, because I am weirdly actually concerned about the mental health of five hundred…

Our four year old plays Minecraft with his older sister. His favorite activities are using lava to start forest fires and shooting livestock in the face with a bow and arrow.

This is actually a genius retirement plan (minus the six figures, of course). You get to meet new people, see the world, but still have something of a family around you. Privacy when you want it, socialization when you want that, and all the 3 dollar tourist trinkets you can get from Cozumel.

Tucker Max *shakes head at 21 year old Bourbon*

I think you slept with a furry. My furry brother and his friends always go out wearing those clip on tails..

I think I need to clarify: not a real tail. I would actually be really impressed by a real tail. No, he just wore a clip on tail to the bar. No reason, no fancy dress party or anything. The next day my friends were all, "we can't believe you took tail dude home". I can still remember those pitying looks.

A tail?

Wait. Guy with a tail??

Just for you, Jerry: the crazy Brazilian who snuck back into my room while I was sleeping (2 hours after I sent him home), the teacher fetishist, the guy with the tail, the guy who refused to talk to me in high school, annnnnnnd my second cousin. Just for starters and because you asked nicely :)

Ok, Elsa is a goddess but the rest of those broads can go? Who would you have at second worst because I think we can both agree that DC is the absolute worst.

Wow I FERVENTLY DISAGREE with the first part of that statement, Kara.

Also, the casual racism

OMG Melbourne was incredible. The clothes, the makeup, the accents. A masterpiece.

I liked the one with the Australian drag queens

Like a lizard.