yikesmommy
Yikesmommy
yikesmommy

She adopts kid, kid does not turn into werewolf.

Strange, but I can't really judge. Every year my president pardons a turkey from being killed and eaten for Thanksgiving, before going on to eat a... different turkey. So.

I guess I wasn't really thinking of someone who's only been making that salary for a year or two. And is likely also still paying off significant debt.

After reading this, I'm going North Korea and unplugging my internet tonight. Horrible.

And his apartment... good lord.

When the camera crew filmed Tom reading a text, his phone was totally cracked/shattered. It was then I was like...yeah they aren't getting paid anything.

I don't know, could be cute...

Don't do it! I watch this crap completely sober every week, and I think my IQ drops ten points with each episode. By the end of this season I'll be drooling in a chair. Keep your illusions intact.

Crazy what a little definition can do to a face!

Also Katie's hair last season is maybe her greatest offense. Like, what was that?!

Chunky sweaters cannot be big business.

Have you seen their apartments on the show? Other then Stasi's new place with her boyfriend (which I am very suspect of) they all live in pretty meager abodes. There is good money is serving somewhere like LA, especially bartending.

As far as Bravo stars, I agree, they're getting terrible deals, but the Bustle numbers don't include their Bravo salaries (currently $5k/episode, per TMZ). You could also probably figure in appearance fees, endorsements, paid tweets, more modeling gigs, paid interviews, etc. to supplement their income.

A tremendous amount of this show comes off to me as staged, choreographed or partially scripted.

it's the perfect show to watch when you want to turn off your brain and feel better about your life. Also, unlike other shows, like the Housewives, these kids aren't making much for this. I read somewhere that they were making 5k a season.... and not are living the "high life". http://www.bustle.com/articles/50224…

Yes. Moms to be: do not worry about pooping during labor. Just forget about it. Do worry about pooping after labor. You need to take that seriously. The nurses don't seem to take that seriously. But, let me tell you, if you end up with a C-section, you will be on pain meds which contribute to things backing up. It's

Oh LaComtesse, I hate to break it to you, but by late pregnancy things aren't so easy. I've always been pretty darn regular and by 7 months I just could not go at all. There was no room in my abdomen left for food or fiber, much less my actual intestines (or, you know, lungs).

Don't look forward to it yet. My 9 week experience with pregnancy was 9 weeks of solid constipation

If you're giving birth in a hospital, the way it goes (unless you insist on squatting, like I did the second go round) is that you're on your back, he has one leg, the nurse the other while you're spread eagle pushing. They see it all.

2. That rather depends on the position you give birth in, I'd imagine. On your back, probably not, on your front, pooping on newborn seems more likely.