I watched my 4th grade daughter give a speech yesterday about why she should be elected to student council. One of the other girls gave a speech that ended with, “Make our school great again!” There was an audible gasp from the teachers and parents. A few minutes later, after the speeches had concluded, the principal…

Man, this tomato has been around a long time in tomato years.

Yep.

Exactly. He has the same mindset as the internet trolls who installed him in office— he honestly thinks “I didn’t say the exact words! Therefore, TOTALLY EXONERATED! Nanny nanny poo poo!” will stand up in court, because it works for him and his fans online. He thinks the “technicality” trick will work, he thinks the…

1. It’s a memo, not the full transcript.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

 Shut up, tomato. 

And this article doesn’t even mention the part where he goes on a tangent about the DNC’s email server that got hacked being in Ukraine and asking to get to the bottom of that. 

He thinks he’s innocent because in his mind, he never said “investigate Biden’s son or you’re not getting aid.” This is pretty on brand with Trump; he’s never explicit in what he says, but the people around him know exactly what he means. Then they get to go and do the dirty work for him. So if Guiliani or Barr end up…

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Unless Pelosi promised a $20/hour minimum wage with free college, housing and Medicare for all, unions for all companies, along with a successful impeachment prosecution (at the same time), Pelosi will always be on Splinter’s shit list. Something akin to this:

centrist is the new cootie 

Splinter: Pelosi, do something!

I think the safest course of action would be to ban any more damn future Batman and Batman related movies.

No one is involuntarily celibate. You just have zero fucking game.

Your logic is flawless and useless. Incels ain’t about that logic.

Hey incels, it is YOUR fault that it is involuntary. Quite being assholes or creeps to potential partners and other human beings. Get some fucking self-respect and respect others.

I'm happy to see that incels are finally classified as extremists. About time!

Ukulele Dan could be a flake. But you can always trust a Masked Horse.