I watched my 4th grade daughter give a speech yesterday about why she should be elected to student council. One of the other girls gave a speech that ended with, “Make our school great again!” There was an audible gasp from the teachers and parents. A few minutes later, after the speeches had concluded, the principal…

Man, this tomato has been around a long time in tomato years.

Yep.

Exactly. He has the same mindset as the internet trolls who installed him in office— he honestly thinks “I didn’t say the exact words! Therefore, TOTALLY EXONERATED! Nanny nanny poo poo!” will stand up in court, because it works for him and his fans online. He thinks the “technicality” trick will work, he thinks the…

1. It’s a memo, not the full transcript.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

 Shut up, tomato. 

And this article doesn’t even mention the part where he goes on a tangent about the DNC’s email server that got hacked being in Ukraine and asking to get to the bottom of that. 

He thinks he’s innocent because in his mind, he never said “investigate Biden’s son or you’re not getting aid.” This is pretty on brand with Trump; he’s never explicit in what he says, but the people around him know exactly what he means. Then they get to go and do the dirty work for him. So if Guiliani or Barr end up…

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Unless Pelosi promised a $20/hour minimum wage with free college, housing and Medicare for all, unions for all companies, along with a successful impeachment prosecution (at the same time), Pelosi will always be on Splinter’s shit list. Something akin to this:

Well said. It’s almost like Pelosi knows what she’s doing and timing is everything, better than the impatient tween-bloggers here. Also, shouldn’t they be thrilled Trump is ratfucking Biden over Ukraine? They utterly hate Joe. Bonus today with a lame ankle-biting of Pete Buttigieg, based on a quote a Republican…

Don’t hold your breath. If Pelosi literally tossed Trump down a reactor shaft Star Wars style, Splinter would be right there bitching that she lifted with her back instead of her legs.

centrist is the new cootie 

Splinter: Pelosi, do something!

Am I missing something? Trump calling Pelosi to deal, certainly *seems* like he knows he’s fucked. Though I agree with you about not getting too happy until we see something tangible.

I just want everyone to take a deep breath.

The Democrats are so focused on hurting the Republican Party and the President that they are unable to get anything done because of it, including legislation on gun safety, lowering of prescription drug prices, infrastructure, etc. So bad for our Country!

Seriously, Warren is now leading in polls in Iowa, New Hampshire, and California. The surge is happening people! Voters are finally paying attention and are coming home to Elizabeth Warren.

Pelosi, Nadler, Schiff and, of course, Maxine Waters! Can you believe this?