There’s a brand new dance but I don’t know its name
That people from bad homes do again and again
It’s big and it’s bland full of tension and fear
They do it over there but we don’t do it here

Do you suppose they have His & Hers gold toilets? His for squatting on and tweeting for 3 hours at a stretch, hers for barfing.

She’ll replace Vanderpump on next season’s RHoBH.

Red & Green are the New Orange

Throwing away their chance to make A Prison Christmas.

He 100% thinks this constitutes an actual veto.

I just assumed he was eating someone’s family.

- Are you rich enough to own several g-spots? (Are you able to lie about it?)

He owns some cars too. I’d like to see him do a fucking oil change.

I see Ashley is wearing another dress from her “Salute to the greatest World War II warship dazzle camouflage patterns” collection.

This from the man who sucked the last ounce of marrow from the bones of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman in order to get laughs during the OJ Trial. Can you say Dancing Ito’s

Leno: “He literally paid hush money to a pornstar. I can’t make a joke funnier than that truth.”

Yes, as many of his fellow comics will tell you, Leno, pre-Tonight Show, was a top comedian. He was very funny. He then “took” the show from David Letterman, and then took it again from Conan O’Brien. Personally, I wished Letterman, and then O’Brien, kept Late Night because both versions were very funny, and in…

I saw Jay Leno once. He showed up to my college graduation, then hung around out front of the ampitheater and tried to make my classmates look like morons on their graduation day.

The Chinese government has granted Ivanka numerous trademarks. Some of them were for VOTING MACHINES.

Theory: “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” is his Poker tell.  No wonder his casinos went bankrupt...

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“But remember, WE are number one - President!”

I wish anybody other than him were saying this. One lacks credibility criticizing politicized comedy when they couldn’t even produce amusing comedy.

Trump is both horny and dumb.