And a heart attack at a Hamilton performance became a panic when the alarm went off and someone said “gun”:

Really? “God Bless the USA”? Doesn’t that ruin the so-called “joke”?

That’s funny — I thought Trump’s highest priority as President was to line his pockets and the pockets of all his family and friends.

Don't get their stick vacuums -- Consumer Reports no longer recommends them: https://komonews.com/news/consumer/consumer-reports-wont-recommend-any-dyson-stick-vacs

Don't get their stick vacuums -- Consumer Reports no longer recommends them: https://komonews.com/news/consumer/consu…

Apparently he was tweeting during the exam, which is really weird.

You know, I read the helpful Kinja pool report of the background call for this international women’s initiative, and no one either speaking for the administration or the press mentioned how women having control over their reproduction might have a wee bit of importance here.

Raise your hand if you were disappointed that there were no photos of the kitten  in this post. ✋

Seriously -- is it because he didn't drop trou and crap in front of the nation on live tv? Is that the bar now?

If it isn't tomato season, fresh tomatoes are dreadful.

Huh. Can you run for public office once you've been convicted of a felony? Just looking to the future....

“...the BART”

I wonder if records are ever truly sealed in the case of non-citizens. ICE/DHS have nearly unchecked powers.

And the weird whisper. Maya Rudolph said it was like Ivanka wanted to tell you a sexy secret.

Oh lordy — link pls?

Nickleback wasn't available?

Never forget: Rand Paul, medical tourist:

If you’re gonna splurge — splurge:

If you’re gonna splurge — splurge:

No no no. The hot new thing will be studio versaclimber classes. You read it here first.

It's not already?!?

Soooooo..... when the truth about Melania and her past in Solvenia and the “modeling career/genius visa” finally comes out (she won’t be able to hide behind attorneys much longer) I WILL BE HERE FOR IT.