Yeah. Just -- wut?

The personal trainer?

lol

Happy fucking holidays. (My husband was laid off from his job in early December last year. There's never a great time to lose your job, but the timing seemed especially uncool.)

Just curious -- whenever someone from Splinter or Gizmodo or any of GMG reaches out to the White House for a comment, do they ever get a response?

Wait -- you have to be a parent to be on the MPAA? 

Soooooooo... trump abruptly left the Christmas Tree lighting ceremony and the White House called a lid on the press and apparently this is a really weird thing, even for trump? 

I can't wait until they are both brown bread.

Not “Fairytale of New York”?

He is very, very worried, isn’t he?

She is just the worst.

It could have been prevented: https://www.gq.com/story/fda-policy-ecoli-romaine

OT: Manafort met with Assange multiple times before the election: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/27/manafort-held-secret-talks-with-assange-in-ecuadorian-embassy

Is this another one of those “we’re just waving! we’re not triggering the libtards!” things? Like that bro sitting in the expensive seats during the last game of the World Series this year who just happened to be downing a half gallon of milk whenever he was on camera? Because who doesn’t bring half-gallons of milk to…

I spotted the novel!

God -- can you imagine the Gettysburg Address if Trump delivered it? 

Since DJT knows sooooooo much about wildfires, let’s send him into the middle of it with a hose. The most expedient way would be to dump him via air tanker.

The My Pillow Guy, Guy Fieri, and Lassie....

With a bat.

Who was it who said he looks like an angry thumb? Because he totally looks like an angry thumb.