Well, he probably looked like 230 lbs of shit in 175 lbs bag.

That Charles Koch photo looks like one of those images where someone photoshopped his mouth where his eyes should be. 😬

Egg?

Egg?

Hopefully we’ll see the “arrested” part really soon!

You forgot “Obama saw and did nothing so it’s his fault”

MTV is still a thing? Huh.

I really dislike that God-bothering lickspittle. I hope it turns out that he’s in deep with the obstruction.

Optics are terrible though. They couldn't find anyone else?

I wonder what the first wife thinks.

So Donnie Two-Scoops is going to the mattresses, eh?

Is it true that the law firm contracted to conduct the investigation is also the firm that handles the Hearst Estate?

My mother would use my Assassin Name (first, middle, last)

Is that Mia Farrow in a wig and a... sock?

Oh God -- I hope Rod Serling’s daughter reamed Rosanne for that Planet of the Apes/Valerie Jarrett business. (I was also annoyed but not surprised that Rosanne is unaware that the screenplay is based on a French novel.)

Or the Gorilla Channel! 

On Househunters International, when they show a house where the prospective tenant coos over brick walls I take the opportunity to scream at the television “WRONG! FAIL! YOU ARE GARBAGE!” I guess spending my life in earthquake country will that to me.

It's going to be the money laundering that takes the Orange Gasbag down (and his family). Mark my words.

My husband is British, so he doesn't understand American health care at all. I'm the one navigating this bullshit because I'm used to it, but holy cats is it infuriating bureaucratic bullshit.

They’re going after Saint Ronnie now? Whoa.