I use a lot of sarcasm and exaggerate a lot... Don’t worry! :)

I have a friend who has a Level 5 obsession with flowering cacti - this time of year, there are no less than 10 posts a day of her “babies” and their progress.

Like, human beings grew inside you. You are a person factory!

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

I met the Sir through my best friend my senior year of college. When I first saw him, my first impulse was “ick.” His wire frame glasses and poorly trimmed thinning hair made him look like a sleazy 35 year old professor out to get young poon (and considering that my friend did hang out with professors every once in a…

There is no consent to give, since the man AND the woman in question are both dad. So are their partners and they have no living relatives ( remember their ages- these would have been the survivors or infants born right after the devastation of WWII.)

A German businessman who is meticulous in detail? Love people who don’t conform to stereotypes.

Just because it was illicit sex doesn't mean it was good sex. He could have been a two pump chump, hence no sex hair.

The real question is: how did her hair always look perfect in all those situations that imply she had just been having sex or sleeping or something?

Sorry ladies. I win this one.

... Actually, the vet has described her as extremely healthy. She's a husky mix (probably) and 14 years old, and outside of arthritis flaring up during bad weather, she doesn't have any health problems. Even her teeth are in perfect condition. (a few years back I asked the vet how to tell a dog's age, since I got her…

I made one a couple weeks ago that came out of the refrigerator like firm jello. I was so proud I made the whole family come look. No one understood my joy.

Yeah, for real. It's not like poor people haven't been stretching what meat they can afford (or what bones they can afford . . . because I have purchased "dog bones" from the butcher and cooked them down for marrow, bone broth, and gelatin for eating) for generations.

I laugh heartily at GOOP saying that one roasting…

Pro-vacc here, but I think the fear stems from the fact that almost everyone knows someone with a child who has Autism/ASD/Aspergers, but very few people know someone whose child has died, from a childhood disease or otherwise. I think that people literally think that children don't die anymore because our medical…

Duh! Rubella is natural!

My child shall only feed on pure energy.

I am a registered dietitian who generally advocates paleo-ish eating (except for my job in long-term care where I make sure my residents have all the ice cream they want)...and this baby formula terrifies me. No person who understands basic infant nutrition would devise a formula like this. Even the most hardcore…

Chemicals...

I'm confused about why it's called bone broth. I have been making broth with discarded chicken bits for...ever. Now it's suddenly this magical "bone broth".

I am honestly so fucking sick of everyone acting like Autism is the ultimate evil. It is a (usually) fairly mild neurodevelopmental disorder. I realize that it isnt always easy, but that doesnt mean that people within the autism spectrem arent still people and are plenty able to go living happy, functional lives. It…