no, his name wasn't justin... but now you got me depressed because it means other guys do these things.

I don't normally advocate this but...

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

If your kids are using cute toothbrushes (useless for adults, by the way—I bought a singing Little Mermaid one and it did nothing for me)

Also, in all fairness to Target, I think one of those vibrating cartoon toothbrushes gave me my first orgasm.

I buy a lot of second hand clothes online that have easy return policies (liketwice.com is a favorite of mine). Make sure you know all your measurements and give yourself plenty of time to get something else if it doesn't work. I'm so pissed I'm not getting married anytime soon, because I would totally snag something…

okay I know 'leaving a trail of gold dust wherever I walked' should be a bad thing, but it just makes it sounds 100x more magical.

leaving a trail of gold dust wherever I walked

Bashara, who again, only wants to be referred to as Master Bob in his new life,

Mmm, pork soup... /drool

One's mouth has to do a weird contortion to say "Lurlene."

Wait, let me get this straight. Do you mean to tell me that people actually intentionally deceived other human beings with a theological pretense for personal financial gain? I'm not buying it Kelly that just seems ridiculous.

It is. You can't die and go there though. The scripture got it wrong. You have to ascend into heaven as I did.

I mean I know it's a little early, but after the incest article and then this...

There is nothing I would rather do than go to this dealership, spend all day on a Saturday with a salesperson who needed the commissions the most (two months late on mortgage payment type need the commission) do test drives, agree verbally to purchase a $65K Expedition, have them write up all the paperwork, then at…

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

Well these shitheads are Christians, and they make a big deal about not fucking before marriage, where marriage = only when you want babies. So yeah, the point albatross is making is legit.

Did you watch the video? It completely erases the women's role from everything. What I said was in response to that. If they are going to make this whole incident ALLL ABOUT THEM, and their tortured, godly fee-fees, then they should have also taken responsibility for getting those women pregnant in the first place.

He'll turn into an MRA screaming about women who have babies and suddenly want child support from him. ...But then he'll never actually request custody himself. ...and then he'll complain the courts favor women. ...and then he'll get another woman pregnant and she won't want his kid and then he'll scream that men have…